Fast & Furious 9 - Movie Review

Fast & Furious 9 - Movie Review

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so fast nine is the ninth movie in the

fast and furious franchise funny story i

saw neil degrasse tyson

in seattle i actually his whole thing

was him talking about physics and movies

i didn't know that when i went to see

him i just wanted to see him

talk about physics i wanted a lecture

but it was like oh movies

had no idea but all right now now

there's that connection with

what i do and he made the statement

which is probably very true

i feel like it was more true before this

movie but he said

the movie armageddon breaks more laws of

physics every 15 seconds

than any movie in cinematic history it

is probably still true but after fast

nine

only just ridiculous doesn't cover this

movie and the fast and the furious

movies were movies that

i've always enjoyed well i mean since

fast five i heard they got good before

fast five but i saw the first two and i

was like okay i never saw tokyo drift

because like all right not my thing

never saw the fourth one

and then i worked at the movie theater

and had a youtube channel so i saw fast

five and i was like oh wow this

is actually pretty [آ __آ ] awesome the

movies since haven't been as good as

fast five but i've always been on board

you know i feel like the fast family

versus submarines is about

is apparently as much as i can take

because this movie it's like

every movie is like we have to out do

the last one problem is you get to the

point with

you're just numb i have never seen so

much [آ __آ ] thrown at the screen and so

much [آ __آ ]

thrown at the protagonists and me going

yeah i guess it's happening

that's fair things are happening a lot

of things the weird state of

indifference

i was in and i don't know how someone

could be so catatonically bored

when so many things are happening so

much [آ __آ ] is being thrown on screen but

there i was

actually i do know because there's no

tension you know that it's not like

dom's gonna get

cut in half by one of the 47 cars

being thrown on screen because of really

huge magnets

as they're going a hundred miles an hour

down the road he's not gonna go down

like that you know the crew's not gonna

go down like that because we've been

with them for too long this isn't game

of thrones or anything right so you know

how it's going to play out

and that's what you're doing you're just

watching it play out because you don't

need

speed for tension you don't need a lot

of action for tension the more [آ __آ ] you

throw on screen

actually it takes away from tension i

mean it doesn't have to you can have a

lot happen

if you establish hey this is a very

dangerous scenario but

you it never feels dangerous because

it's not dangerous it would be dangerous

if this was a movie where this didn't

happen but this is the movie so it's not

dangerous well you take that scene from

indiana jones in the last crusade

the speed at which these tanks are

driving

is 1 20th the speed of any of the cars

in this movie

the scene where indiana jones is satchel

it's caught on one of the guns

and he's about to smash into the cliff

that's pretty intense no

tension in this movie things just happen

and if you're going to go that route

i would hope the family element because

you know that's what dom toretto is all

about right like dom's all about family

until this might be spoilerish

i'm gonna all right spoilerish just so

you know i'm gonna keep this up for as

long as i talk about this and then it'll

go away right so when they were kids

something happened their dad died then

dom was like

there was a problem with dad's engine my

brother was the last one to look at the

engine

obviously he murdered our dad that was

where he went

mr family was like i'm not going to talk

to my brother i'm not going to be like

hey

did you notice a thing in dad's car no

he was like obviously

you murdered him leaps this is another

thing this movie does a lot of leaps

everyone goes

there's so many leaps people go from a

to z

and they just make these connections

that might be an exaggeration

definitely aided are pointless there's a

scene in here where tyrese gibson

and ludacris are like hey did you see

that guy's ears he has cauliflower ears

he fights for a living

obviously he's one of the bad guys but

the guy's just he's working his job and

but they turn out to be right that's a

lucky pull but

there's so many lucky pulls and if

there's no tension in the action scenes

at least there's no tension when people

are trying to figure out what's going on

because they don't actually have to try

to figure out what's going on they just

kind of

get there and even then i don't know why

dom's brother's doing what he's doing i

don't know why he's the antagonist

what's his thing he went from got

brother issues to yeah we're gonna

go ahead and enact goldeneye times a

million

because guess the money's good sure why

not as good a reason as any

that's what i have to go on it's just

the logical leap that's the leap i have

to make and i might be wrong because

this is reality

i actually love tyrus gibson and

ludacris in this movie i thought they

had great chemistry together

they're funny they have good banter it

was smart pairing them up

and keeping them paired up in this

franchise in terms of what's enjoyable

in this movie they're

out of this world zing armageddon

just it's just barely guys in the end i

feel like fast and furious has run its

course i imagine

there should be another movie because 10

is just this nice

number to end on why go to 10 when we

can stop it at nine that's just numeric

blue balls if jason

x happen there has to be a fast x right

where the fast family goes to

alpha centauri what else can they do but

it's run its course because it ceased to

be interesting you know we're not even

dealing with reality at this point it's

a movie that goes at 500 miles an hour

but has all the thrills of

standing still this might be the worst

of them because i'm not gonna remember

this movie in t minus one day

yup already forgot anyhow so fast nine

have you seen it what did you think

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